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11 August 2008 @ 12:36 pm
Every other day of the week is fine...........  
I really hate Mondays.  I had a former employee who had a medical excuse from her head shrinker stating that she could not work on Mondays......it was too traumatic for her.  Therefore, the company allowed her to have every Monday off.  I am thinking that I am developing the same affliction............
I had some very bad news today.  Our staffing plan has been shot down by the staffing group of idiots.  My boss's boss presented to them last week and they basically said go away biotch...........We are hoping we can modify it and re-submit.  The HR person who is in this group is basically a waste of DNA - She thinks the big bang is when she and her husband start off too close to the headboard......Oh well, I am not a bitter person..............I have no evil wishes towards her.   I would never hope she gets fat, has a flat tire, Sharts in her pants etc - that would just be childish of me.   Does anyone know where I can get some voodoo dolls made quickly?  Maybe my friends Aarhead or Pearl could make them, they have the crafting gene that I am missing.......If you need a lock of her hair just let me know, I would be happy to get a hand-full from the roots!!

On a lighter note.........pun intended..........my sticky fingered friend aarhead gave me a belated b-day present on Saturday.  He picked it out himself (or should I say picked it up)?   I have to admit I was a little nervous when he told me he had to give me something but it had to be in private.  I was relieved to find out it was just stolen property and not some bizare sex toy thing again.... 
 
 
 
Fabu Nobo: Dalai Lamafabunobo on August 11th, 2008 05:13 pm (UTC)
That Reminds Me
My nutjob sister got a doctor's excuse from her shrink to allow her to have a dog in her apt complex where they are otherwise not allowed. She has "separation anxiety" or some bullcrap like that. Couldn't she just pop some pills instead of putting her neighbors through barking and shitting hell?

I'm glad you liked the present. My fingers were kinda sticky on Saturday ...
dozdan on August 11th, 2008 05:25 pm (UTC)
Re: That Reminds Me
That reminds me........the show I was trying to tell you about on Logo is called Sordid Lives...........It is basically like a knotts landing show but it is set in a southern white trash trailer park. It has Rue McClannahan, Olivia Newton-John, Caroline Rae and a whole bunch of others. The Beverly Leslie guy from Will and Grace is in it and he plays a Tammy Wynette impersonating drag queen and is in a mental institution. His mother is Rue and they are sending him to a shrink to have him dehomosexualized. It is over the top stupid but I cackle every time I watch it.
Fabu Nobo: SunHutfabunobo on August 11th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
What?
There is a show on tv with Rue McClannahan that Ronzi doesn't know about? I'm in shock over here!
dozdan on August 11th, 2008 05:29 pm (UTC)
Re: What?
Yeah - she is older than dirt now but still very funny. Her best line so far was when her addict daughter tried to blackmail her - she said something like "listen here you little pill popping bitch" - I had to rewind like 10 times......
dozdan on August 11th, 2008 05:40 pm (UTC)
Halloween
This is going to be my Halloween outfit when I go as Tammy Wynette.....
pearlbearnypearlbearny on August 11th, 2008 05:51 pm (UTC)
Re: Halloween
I managed to watch a few youtube clips today but couldn't find any whole episodes. I never did get into W&G but Beverly Leslie was on Boston Legal with Betty White...they had several kick ass scenes together. As I recall she killed him with a frying pan in the end.

BTW...I'm not sure Tammy is the right look for you...you run the risk of looking like Anita Man's sister...
dozdan on August 11th, 2008 06:06 pm (UTC)
Re: Halloween
Good point - I had better stick to my original Tina plan...
Andy: beatdownorpheusny on August 12th, 2008 01:06 am (UTC)
Ain't it a bitch...
You do realize that 'Sordid Lives' was a movie first?

And Earl was played by that Beverly Leslie guy in the movie, too.
If you want to borrow, lemme know, I have (tho I haven't gotten into the series)

dozdan on August 12th, 2008 11:20 am (UTC)
Library Card
I would love to borrow it. I did know it was a movie with Delta Burke first, but I didn't realize Beverely Leslie was in both.
pearlbearny: AbFabpearlbearny on August 11th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
Craft Gene
Well, you know I do own one that I use as a pin cushion here at work. I've never tried it out on anyone - though the thought has crossed my mind - but you're more than welcome to have a go...if you need. I remember buying it in some retail store like spencer gifts or some such back in Boston.
doozie: patsydozdan on August 11th, 2008 05:27 pm (UTC)
Retail Voodoo
I don't think the retail dolls pack the same punch as the black market dolls do. It's kind of like the legalized marijuana........
pearlbearny: AbFabpearlbearny on August 11th, 2008 05:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Retail Voodoo
but its still fun to try!!!

so the whole staffing debacle....does that mean your still stuck with your lo mein on the totem pole?
dozdan on August 11th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Re: Retail Voodoo
Yes......I am stuck with Lo Mein at least for the time being. Oh well.....there are more ways than one to skin a cat (just ask the Grace Buffet). I will get what I want I just have to re-strategize.......